2 Bagger

• 2-BAGGER - Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with. (1 to cover their head and 1 to cover yours just in case theirs falls off
• 10-PINTER - Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints
• AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'
• AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French kiss, but given down under
• B.O.B.F.O.C. - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
• BEAVER LEAVER - A homosexual
• BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after booze cruises at 3 in the morning
• BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, How you get there, and where you've come from
• BEER SCOOTER - The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter"
• BRITNEY SPEARS - Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen"
• BOILER SUIT - The prosecution charges that you did wilfully, and with phallus aforethought, score with a BOBFOC last night. This charge is usually brought by a kangaroo court of your friends in the pub on Saturday night
• BONE OF CONTENTION - A hard-on that causes an argument. E.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend
• BREAKING THE SEAL - Your 1st piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night
• BUDGIE'S TONGUE or SMALL MAN IN A BOAT, or TONGUE PUNCHBAG - The female erection
• BUNNY-BOILER - An unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction"
• CIDER VISOR-Beer Goggles for the young drinker
• DRINK-LINK - A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze
• ETCH-A-SKETCH - Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples simultaneously
• FIZZY GRAVY OR RUSTY WATER - Diarrhoea
• FLOGGING ON - Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites
• FRIGMAROLE - Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay
• GOING FOR A McSHIT - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit With Lies
• GREYHOUND- A  very short skirt, only an inch from the hare
• HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT -  A vigorous masturbation session
• HEFTY CLEFT, HORSE’ COLLAR OR WELLY TOP - Description of a very large vagina
• JOHNNY-NO-STARS - A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training
• MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra. I.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually fuck-all in there worth seeing
• MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!"
• MUMBLER - An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying
• MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in
• MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead
• NBR (No Beers Required) - Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of a 10-Pinter
• PICASSO ARSE - A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks
• SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person
• SPERM WAIL OR SPUPHEMISM - A verbal outburst during the male orgasm
• STARFISH TROOPER OR ASTRONAUT - A homosexual
• TITANIC - A lady who goes down first time out
• TODGER DODGER - A lesbian
• X-PILES - Unwanted visitors from Uranus