2 Guys

Two guys are sitting at a bar talking about Freudian slips.

The first guy says to his mate, "I did a terrible one the other day.

I was at the airport buying a flight ticket and the woman behind the counter had enormous breasts so instead of saying "Can I have two tickets to Pittsburgh" I said "Can I have two pickets to Titsburgh"....

The other guys sighs and says "You think that's bad. I was having breakfast with my wife last week and instead of saying "please pass me the salt" I said "you stupid bitch you've ruined my life."