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A Father and His DaughterA father watched his young daughter playing in the garden He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground He went over to her to see what work of nature had captured her attention He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked 'They're mating,' her father replied 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered 'So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?' the little girl asked 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs. ''The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat' Well, she said, we're not having any of that poofter shit going on in our garden, are we' |
Stewart