Altar Boy: 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
Priest: 'And Who was the girl you were with?'
Altar Boy: 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want To ruin her reputation.'
Priest: 'Well, I'm sure to find out her name, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?'
Altar Boy: 'I Cannot say.'
Priest: 'Was it Teresa Brown?'
Altar Boy: 'I'll never tell.'
Priest: 'Was it Margaret Doyle?'
Altar Boy: 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
Priest: 'Was it Anne O' Neil?'
Altar Boy: 'My lips are sealed.'
Priest: 'Was it Catherine 0' Tool, then?'
Altar Boy: 'Please, Father, I cannot Tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration.
Priest: 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an Altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over
Tommy: 'What'd you get?'
Altar Boy: 'Four months holiday and five good leads.'