Chinese Proverbs That Have Amazing Truth Even Today

• PASSIONATE KISS LIKE SPIDERS WEB, SOON LEAD TO UNDOING OF FLY.
• VIRGINITY LIKE BUBBLE. ONE PRICK ALL GONE.
• MAN WHO RUN IN FRONT OF CAR GET TIRED.
• MAN WHO RUN BEHIND CAR GET EXHAUSTED.
• MAN WITH HAND IN POCKET FEEL COCKY ALL DAY.
• FOOLISH MAN GIVE WIFE GRAND PIANO, WISE MAN GIVES WIFE UPRIGHT ORGAN.
• MAN WHO WALK THROUGH AIRPORT TURNSTILE SIDEWAYS GOING TO BANGKOK.
• MAN WITH ONE CHOPSTICK GO HUNGRY.
• MAN WHO SCRATCHES ASS SHOULD NOT BITE FINGERNAILS.
• MAN WHO EAT MANY PRUNES GET GOOD RUN FOR MONEY.
• PANTIES NOT BEST THING ON EARTH. BUT NEXT TO IT.
• WAR DOESN'T DETERMINE WHO'S RIGHT. WAR DETERMINES WHO'S LEFT.
• MAN WHO FIGHT WITH WIFE ALL DAY GET NO PIECE AT NIGHT.
• IT TAKES MANY NAILS TO BUILD A CRIB BUT JUST ONE SCREW TO FILL IT.
• MAN WHO DRIVE LIKE HELL BOUND TO GET THERE.
• MAN WHO SIT ON TACK GET POINT.
• MAN WHO FARTS IN CHURCH SITS IN OWN PEW.
• CROWDED ELEVATOR SMELL DIFFERENT TO MIDGES.