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Chinese Proverbs That Have Amazing Truth Even Today
- PASSIONATE KISS LIKE SPIDERS WEB, SOON LEAD TO UNDOING OF FLY.
- VirginITY LIKE BUBBLE. ONE PRICK ALL GONE.
- MAN WHO RUN IN FRONT OF CAR GET TIRED.
- MAN WHO RUN BEHIND CAR GET EXHAUSTED.
- MAN WITH HAND IN POCKET FEEL COCKY ALL DAY.
- FOOLISH MAN GIVE WIFE GRAND PIANO, WISE MAN GIVES WIFE UPRIGHT ORGAN.
- MAN WHO WALK THROUGH AIRPORT TURNSTILE SIDEWAYS GOING TO BANGKOK.
- MAN WITH ONE CHOPSTICK GO HUNGRY.
- MAN WHO SCRATCHES ASS SHOULD NOT BITE FINGERNAILS.
- MAN WHO EAT MANY PRUNES GET GOOD RUN FOR MONEY.
- PANTIES NOT BEST THING ON EARTH. BUT NEXT TO IT.
- WAR DOESN'T DETERMINE WHO'S RIGHT. WAR DETERMINES WHO'S LEFT.
- MAN WHO FIGHT WITH WIFE ALL DAY GET NO PIECE AT NIGHT.
- IT TAKES MANY NAILS TO BUILD A CRIB BUT JUST ONE SCREW TO FILL IT.
- MAN WHO DRIVE LIKE HELL BOUND TO GET THERE.
- MAN WHO SIT ON TACK GET POINT.
- MAN WHO FARTS IN CHURCH SITS IN OWN PEW.
- CROWDED ELEVATOR SMELL DIFFERENT TO MIDGES.
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