Jackie Stewart

 
       
  

Imagine if all major retailers started producing condoms

  1. Tesco Condoms: Every little helps
  2. Sainsbury Condoms: Making life taste better
  3. Nike Condoms: Just do it
  4. Peugeot Condoms: The ride of your life.
  5. Galaxy Condoms: Why have rubber when you can have silk.
  6. KFC Condoms: Finger, Licking good.
  7. Minstrels Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
  8. Safeway Condoms: Lightening the load.
  9. Abbey National Condoms: Because life is complicated enough.
  10. Coca Cola Condoms: The real thing.
  11. Ever Ready Condoms: Keep going and going.
  12. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
  13. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you cant stop
  14. Burger King Condoms: Home of the whopper
  15. Goodyear Condoms: For a longer ride go wide
  16. FCUK Condoms: N o comment required.
  17. Muller Light Condoms: So much pleasure, but where's the pain.
  18. Halford Condoms: We go the extra mile.
  19. USB condoms: Plug and play!!!!
  20. Royal Mail Condoms: I saw this and thought of you.
  21. Andrex Condoms: Soft, strong and very, very long.
  22. Renault condoms: Size, really does matter!
  23. Shell condoms: Performance when you need it most.
  24. Asda condoms: Rollback.
  25. Polos: The ones with the holes in.