Imagine if all major retailers started producing condoms

• Tesco Condoms: Every little helps
• Sainsbury Condoms: Making life taste better
• Nike Condoms: Just do it
• Peugeot Condoms: The ride of your life.
• Galaxy Condoms: Why have rubber when you can have silk.
• KFC Condoms: Finger, Licking good.
• Minstrels Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
• Safeway Condoms: Lightening the load.
• Abbey National Condoms: Because life is complicated enough.
• Coca Cola Condoms: The real thing.
• Ever Ready Condoms: Keep going and going.
• Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
• Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you cant stop
• Burger King Condoms: Home of the whopper
• Goodyear Condoms: For a longer ride go wide
• FCUK Condoms: No comment required.
• Muller Light Condoms: So much pleasure, but where's the pain.
• Halford Condoms: We go the extra mile.
• USB condoms: Plug and play!!!!
• Royal Mail Condoms: I saw this and thought of you.
• Andrex Condoms: Soft, strong and very, very long.
• Renault condoms: Size, really does matter!
• Shell condoms: Performance when you need it most.
• Asda condoms: Rollback.
• Polo condoms: The ones with the holes in.