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Cow Shit

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

The Scotsman man shouts "Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn" (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow shit.)

The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".

The Scotsman man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."