Men are like

• Men are like ...... Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you
• Men are like ...... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are
• Men are like ...... Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them
• Men are like ...... Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why
• Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips
• Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say
• Men are like ...... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off
• Men are like ...... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature
• Men are like ...... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion
• Men are like ...... Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while
• Men are like ...... Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last
• Men are like ...... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright
• Men are like ...... Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken, the rest are disabled