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Organs In The Body

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge

"I should be in charge," said the brain, “Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all die."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "Because I process food abd give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "Because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huf, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the blood was toxic, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly and the eyes got watery. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story? The ASSHOLE is always in charge!!