Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob.
A.
Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open
minded.
Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn
around.
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you
play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You
don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has
to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A. One of his
fingers is clean.
Q. What's the biggest fish in the world?
A. A hore, if you catch one
you can eat her for months.
Q. What’s the difference between parsley and pussy?
A. Nobody eats
parsley.
Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermit’s Finger
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a
tyre, and call it a Goodyear.
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both
cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.