The Rules

• The Female always makes The Rules.
• The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice.
• No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
• If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
• The Female is never wrong.
  If the Female is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the Male said or did which was wrong.
• The Male must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
• The Male is always wrong.
• The Male may be right if he agrees with the Female unless she wants him to disagree.
• The Female may change her mind at any time.
• The Male may never change his mind without the express written consent of the Female.
• The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
• The Male must remain calm at all times unless the Female wants him to be angry and /or upset.
• The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
• The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
• If the Female has PMT all The Rules are null and void.
• The Female is ready when she is ready.
• The Male must be ready at all times.